every morning
every morning i wake up between 6:30-6:45 a.m.
every morning i stumble to the bathroom and empty my bladder from the night while moe rubs against my legs (not necessarily being sweet but reminding me to feed him today).
every morning i get in the shower... shampoo, conditioner, wash/shave, rinse conditioner. the end.
every morning i dry off, pick out my hair, apply mousse, apply gel. brush my teeth. take my zyrtec. floss.
then, i dry my hair. round one. as moe, again, rubs against my legs, this time definitely to remind me to feed him. he knows as soon as the dryer ends (after round one), i will walk to the kitchen and feed him. every morning.
then i head to the bedroom where my boyfriend Mark Wineburg tells me the weather as i get dressed.
then i dry my hair more. round two.
then it's makeup time. that takes about 2.4 minutes total. then i dry my hair. round three.
last but not least, i accessorize: shoes, jewelry, etc. i put on deoderant and perfume. dry my hair just one more time.
then i'm out the door.
every. single. morning.
every morning i stumble to the bathroom and empty my bladder from the night while moe rubs against my legs (not necessarily being sweet but reminding me to feed him today).
every morning i get in the shower... shampoo, conditioner, wash/shave, rinse conditioner. the end.
every morning i dry off, pick out my hair, apply mousse, apply gel. brush my teeth. take my zyrtec. floss.
then, i dry my hair. round one. as moe, again, rubs against my legs, this time definitely to remind me to feed him. he knows as soon as the dryer ends (after round one), i will walk to the kitchen and feed him. every morning.
then i head to the bedroom where my boyfriend Mark Wineburg tells me the weather as i get dressed.
then i dry my hair more. round two.
then it's makeup time. that takes about 2.4 minutes total. then i dry my hair. round three.
last but not least, i accessorize: shoes, jewelry, etc. i put on deoderant and perfume. dry my hair just one more time.
then i'm out the door.
every. single. morning.
posted by lethes | 7:53 AM
6 Comments:
but you sure look pur-tee.
and moe isn't hun-gree.
what are you saying boo?
really i was just commenting on the mundane rituals we all get into in the mornings -- it's like we're on autopilot. today, i switched things up a notch. i took my zyrtec last and watched mtv instead of the news. watch out!
I know exactly what you mean Coury. It is like autopilot.
If I switched things up, I think I might go crazy.
And who is this Moe person that rubs up against your leg while you're on the pot!!!!
Hey, that was my message, lethes!
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